Thursday, August 16, 2007

Funny letter

I received this funny email in my inbox. I'm sure some of you have already seen this. The origin of this letter is unknown and its authenticity is questionable. Nevertheless it elicited guffaws from me and I am posting it here to share it with you and to let you practice your powers of apprehension...errr, rather...comprehension. Let's just hope you don't get a headache after reading this. Good luck!


Dear ______,



We've been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it's only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. I realized he’s cute. And then, he came over with me. He said, "I hope you don't mine. Can I get your number?" I got worried. What if he doesn't give it back? He explained it's so we could keep intact. I told him, connect me if I'm wrong but are you asking me ouch? He was surprised. He shot back, “The! Aba! You have the nerve to get angry! Persona ingrata!!!” I cried buckles of tears.


He felt guilty. He said, “just think of it as a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of
his feelings, we'll go ouch na rin. Now, we're so in love. The past is mute and epidemic. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. I'm 33 years old and I'm running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will you marriage me?" I'm in a state of shocked. Would you believe, when it rains, it's four! This is true good to be true. I immediately said yes. Love is a many splendor.


When we were making arrangements for the wedding, everything swell to pieces. We were having dinner when a lady in the nearby table turned to us and said, "Well, well, well. Look do we have here." What the fuss! The nerd of that girl! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn't want this to get our hand that’s why I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don't want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, "please, mine you own business!" Who would believe her anyway?


Because it's not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, she got tired of meddling. Everything is coming up daisies. I'm so happy. Even my boyfriend said like twice. He's so supportive. He said, "Look at is this way. She's our of our lives."


So, my advice is - take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we'll just pray for the internal
and external repose of your soul. I second emotion.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

16 comments:

ipanema said...

hahahahaha...parang ako! dyslexic ata ako Ladybug. Peor hindi ako nahihiyang di mag edit ng blog post...lol.


Di nga. That is so funny. Connect me if i'm rong, dat is so funniest ha?

I never hop to red that litter again. hahahaha.

wag mo ako batuhin. :)

kyels said...

Haha!

It's totally hilarious ate, talaga!

;P

snglguy said...

Siguro naman, di totoo ito. Pero if it is authentic then... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :-D

Ang sama ko... nanlalait ng iba.

Have a great 3-day weekend, ladybug.

ladybug said...

ipanema> When I read the first few lines, akala ko namamalikmata lang ako. Puro kabulastugan pala!!! Hahaha! LOL. :-D

ladybug said...

kyels> Really hilarious. I was really laughing by myself when I first read it. :-D

ladybug said...

snglguy> Don't worry, pare-pareho naman tayo ng ugali eh...hahaha. Have a happy long weekend too! :-D

momoftwo said...

Naku naiihi talaga ako sa kakatawa nito.

Jerome aka Bridget Jones said...

AS IN! Pati bosing ko naki-ride sa letter na itey.

myepinoy said...

ha ha ha. I third the emotion.

Ok to. meron pa ba?

ladybug said...

momoftwo> Hahahaha...careful. Punta ka muna sa CR....hahaha.

ladybug said...

jerome> Kumalat nga yata ito. I took the liberty of translating the tagalog terms. :-D

ladybug said...

myepinoy> Hahaha...i fourth emotion. Sige, pag nakahanap pa ko ipo-post ko pa. :-D

Senor Enrique said...

Confusingly hilarious!

Major Tom said...

This is so really funny. I think I never been amused as this time by a joke than this time. I really enjoyed it...

Anyway, do you think it was really a real letter from a real person? It could be possible...

ladybug said...

eric> I agree with you there. I looked like a fool laughing all my myself.

ladybug said...

major tom> Hahahaha...hindi naman siguro. Pero kung totoo, nakakaawa naman siya...hahaha.